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Heil, all! My sister got me an electric razor for my birthmas and I accidentally put it on the nazstache setting.
Reblogged from glytterbox
If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons
"The rustle of bets and cash is muted between robes."
Reblogged from i-am-bullwinky
Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there.
I am beginning to think that maybe I didn’t do the sex right
Sex while trying to show someone Labyrinth for the first time was actually pretty awkward. We kept getting distracted by the Bog of Eternal Floppy Anuses and Jareth’s bulge, I’m pretty sure I said “Yeah, ride that Hoggle!” at one point, and dirty talking in Ludo’s voice went over about as well as you’d expect.