February 2010
January 2010
PETAiku | #spite
I got eight big, live cherrystone clams for thirty-nine cents due to a price tag error.
They will be scrubbed and sentenced to death by microwave.
wonder if I can shuck these bastards without a clam knife.
That's what she said.
Just use your ceremonial fuckup knife.
They all opened when they died. No problem.
Silent screams of pain.
lulz.
* nacho makes that into a haiku and sends it to peta.
Microwave some clams / They open up when they die / Silent screams of pain
* Moosey laughs.
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Horse Proverbs | #spite
I really wish I'd thought of it a week ago.
If wishes were horses, I'd be watching bestiality right now.
A horse in your hand is worth two in your bush!
hee!
But a horse in the bush is nice.
Someone else's bush.
I don't fancy having a torn vagina.
Or ass.
Don't put off till tomorrow a horse you can do today.
http://www.hardhorsesex.com/thumbnails/roughanddeep.jpg
She seems untorn. Your fears are unfounded, lyssa.
She has a loose cunt.
If the horse fits, ride it!
That is not how I intend to ride horsies.
You can lead a horse to vagina, but you can't make him eat.
But you can do that with dogs.
Ugh, I had a boyfriend try that once.
Yeah, dogs are total sluts.
* lyssa has dated strange men.
Don't fuck a gift horse in the mouth.
If a horse's nose enters your cunt, his wiener will soon follow.
You are on a roll.
A disturbing, horrible roll.
:D
The squeaky girl gets the horse.
An ounce of horsesex is worth a pound of semen.
* nacho starts running out.
Horsie loves company.
Your ass takes all the wiener on the underside of the horse.
Absence makes the horse grow harder.
It's a little odd how many sayings actually have horse in them.
:(
Horse pussy is like manure, it's only good when spread.
* nacho replaces "manure" with "your mom" and smiles.
You know, you guys are just about the most awesome men in the world.
:D
We know this.
But it's still nice to hear.
* sunder bows deep
I don't really have any men friends because men are scary, but if you guys all lived here, I would wanna be friends that are in person!
* lyssa sums it up and shouts:
I love you guys!
* lyssa then bounces excitedly.
We love you too, little lady. :)
^__^
Old horses die hard.
Interracial bestiality is a horse of a different color.
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Draw you a snowman.
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Holy CRAP, Batman!
Hey everyone! It’s batsquatch! :D
(via 15 Completely Useless Cryptids)
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Human Things
It was nice out, so I went for a walk. The feeling of the sun on my face was pleasant; kind of a novelty, since I hadn’t been out during the day for a few weeks. I wasn’t wearing my bathrobe or slippers, my hair is like a normal person’s hair lately—no visible antennas or anything. I looked like a normal human, walking around with all the other normal humans. So I started...
Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Works of Art |... →
“You know, you’re not some super-star donkey jockey. Piss off.”
– http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/2010/01/jan-26-2010.html
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GPOY
Art Faggery
I replaced all the staples in the 4x3’10 canvas I stretched with these sexy little tack-nails. Cleaned up the corner-folds, trimmed the excess canvas and all that. Looks pretty nice!
The pose for the tentacle chick I want to paint on it is pretty specific and I haven’t been able to find a similar enough photo to work from on GIS or stock-sites. Cobbling it together from separate...
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WatchOh god, oh god. o_o
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uuuuugh
I feel yucky… >_<
I hate everything ever forever.
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